Novelish

Author: Stuart Hill
ISBN: 0-439-68626-1
Words: 136,500

Basically, in The Cry of the Icemark the thirteen-year-old princess Thirrin Freer Strong-in-the-Arm Lindenshield has to fight back the forces of the Polypontian Empire to defend her home. And there are a lot of different battles to be fought and potential allies to be courted, such as werewolves, the vampire king, some giant leopards, the Holly King and the Oak King.

The publisher of this book writes in the introduction, “When I got the manuscript I knew it was the best ‘movie’ I had ever read!” And that’s kind of an interesting way to look of it, because when I read it back in 2005, it seemed, in a way, like some other form of media in disguise. Although my initial feeling was to compare it to a game (like, Blizzard’s Warcraft universe or something).

I think that having a fierce young princess for a main character has been done too much, and unless you can do it better than others have, it’s usually a bad idea. And there’s so much action and so many action scenes that it starts to seem a bit repetitive after a while. But - I don’t know, there are a hundred things I could say are wrong with it, but I did have fun reading it and it’s at least written a lot better than Eragon. I particularly liked the world that the book was set in; it wasn’t really different from your traditional fantasy setting in any perceivable way, but it was done well.

And, okay, I really like description of settings and there was plenty of that here. It’s actually sort of overwritten and pretentious in places (like, “The air was freezing cold, and tiny particles of ice drifted and shimmered in the brilliant sunlight so that they seemed to be journeying through a world of polished crystal.”) but… I still like it.

Author: Stephenie Meyer
ISBN: 978-0316160209
Pages (hardcover): 640

Breaking Dawn is due out on August 2nd, so it’s time to finish up my reviews of the series so far.

Let’s see. What I said about the writing style in my Twilight review is certainly true here as well. It did seem like there is a slightly increased usage of ‘Said,’ so perhaps the author is learning? Slowly. I may be imagining things.

Eclipse is more or less in keeping with the rest of the series, but I think I’m starting to get tired of the forumla of the books - even more than I already was, that is - and I hated it slightly more than the other two. One of the major themes is the conflict between vampire-Edward and werewolf-Jacob, but I didn’t like either of them and I couldn’t bring myself to care about the final resolution, which was kind of meant to be sad.

It’s been a while since I read the book, though, so I’m just going by memory.

Related Novelish entries:

• Twilight
• New Moon

Author: Garth Nix
ISBN: 0-06-447183-7
Words: 87,400

I like this book quite a lot. I’ve read it twice, and seeing it sitting on my bookshelf, I’m tempted to read it again, even though there are dozens of unread books next to it.

The plot seemed one-dimensional for a lot of the book - it’s like the author is throwing new challenges at the main character just for the sake of needing something for her to do; stuff that isn’t entirely connected to the rest of the plot. But I think the one-demensional plot is actually a good thing, in this case, in a weird way.

And there are some bits that I can’t help but call bad writing. For example:

It took shape as it moved, becoming a large, disgustingly elongated sort of rat. Quicker than any natural rat, it scuttled toward a hole in the wall and escape!

I mean, what the hell? “Disgustingly elongated”? Saying “rat” twice so close together? Using an exclimation point at the end to… add excitement, or something? It’s hard to imagine writing that, and it’s hard to imagine not changing it in the second draft after writing it. And it’s hard to imagine an editor letting it stay.

In another section, there’s an exchange where the dialogue is mewed (by Mogget, a cat), replied, mused, asked, replied, and finally said automatically, in that order.

I don’t know why this book can get away with things that I’d hate in other novels, but it might have something to do with a main character that I actually like, which doesn’t happen all that often. That may also explain why the somewhat simplistic plot works, actually - I’m interested enough in the character that I’m happy to read about her adventures, however unimportant to the overall story they may be.

But Lloyd Alexander and Philip Pullman both liked it, too, and wrote positive blurbs for the back. So I must not be completely crazy.

Author: Christopher Paolini
ISBN: 0-375-82668-8
Pages: 544 (hardcover)

Well, Brisingr’s coming out in September so I thought I might as well do a quick review of Eragon.

Anyone who’s read some of my previous posts will know that I’m not particularly fond of this book, but I did have fun reading it when I bought a copy several years ago. I even went back to read a couple chapters a second time. I can think of two possible reasons:

a) I enjoy it when a book takes the time to describe the setting of a scene, which Eragon does a lot. And even if the description is not perfectly written, I still enjoy it.

b) I enjoy reading a book that’s so hugely popular and being able to find something I don’t like in almost every paragraph - and knowing I could do better myself without a lot of effort.

And while I do think the writing is mostly awful, I won’t criticize it as much as I might have once. I recently read the first few chapters of The Fellowship of the Ring, and I realized a lot of the things I found weird in Eragon were really an attempt to imitate Tolkien’s style - which isn’t a bad goal, it seems to me, even if it didn’t really work.

The dwarves and elves seem to be heavily inspired by Tolkien also, and I’ve heard people say that the plot is a copy of Star Wars. (And Brom sounded a lot like Yoda in places, funnily enough, in the original self-published edition of the book.)

But maybe the largest problem is that I didn’t like any of the characters. Some characters really captivate you from the beginning, you know? And make you want to learn more about them. And no one in Eragon did. It isn’t wholly about whether or not a character is an arrogant ass, or is someone you can relate to. It’s more… whether they’re interesting. Whether you want to read about them.